So, About K…

Hey, you know that one thing with the bad boys trying to act all cool but actually being very lame, all the random barely dressed girls skipping around for no reason? That one thing with all the sub-par hip-hop and all the incomprehensible rambling? You thought I meant K? Yeah, no, I was talking about…

K Episode 5: Krap

Summary: Everyone talks a lot, Neko runs around with no clothes on, Shirou and Kuro do vaguely gay things, and there’s also something with Kings doing things, or something. Oh, and skateboard kung-fu kid gets his ass kicked.

K Episode 4: Ace Amateur Investigations

Summary: Shirou, Kuroh and Neko dress up in garments from Ye Olde Times for no reason and go around campus looking for evidence to prove Shirou’s innocence. I’m not even going to bother with the alliterations, because that is honestly all that happens.

K Episode 3: Game of Drones

Summary: Cool kid, Kuro and Neko conclude their collution, consequently the Black Canine comes back to his objective. Mikoto capitulates to Scepter 4 of his own accord, which causes controversy amongst his clansmen. The Cobalt King cautions Mikoto to keep his capacities in check, but declines to kill him. He consigns his colossally chested second-in-command to communicate their scheme to the cabinet.