Hit the “Random” button and see what comes up! In this feature, we take a look at whatever manga the Random Number God decides to throw at us and find out if it’s worth your time.

This time: Photo Kano – Your Eyes Only, a visual novel adaptation by Dingo and Enterbrain

Alright, I guess this is my penance for only going pseudo-random last week and picking a manga I actually liked. I’ll try to make it as short as possible this week, because as the rest of the Glorio crew knows, I really, really, really do not like this manga. Good thing, too, since there’s not exactly a lot to say.

Our boring cliche harem protagonist has received a fairly nice camera from his father – a secondhand one, but still perfectly serviceable and high-quality. Finding himself with the sudden urge to take pictures, he brings it to school on the first day and snaps photos of all the pretty, moe-stereotype ladies who will almost certainly all end up in his harem. This includes but may not be limited to his younger sister, the cute student council president, his cute childhood friend, gymnastics girl, other childhood friend who gives people weird nicknames, the president of the Photo Club, and the clumsy big-chested chef girl. Also, he joins the Photography Club (somehow completely different from the Photo Club), staffed by a perverted senpai who likes to take upskirt photos.

Are you rolling your eyes yet? Do you want to die just from reading that description? If so, welcome to the club!

There are only like four or five chapters scanlated at the moment, just enough for (presumably) all of the main girls to get introduced. In fact, I believe the scanlation has ceased entirely, thanks to news of an anime adaptation of the original game looming ominously over the horizon. Good thing, too, since I doubt I could stomach even a single more chapter of this drivel.

Verdict: FUFU HAHA

PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME READ ANY MORE PLEASE NO

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