Lost and Found Volume 3: Ethics In Anime Journalism


Welcome to the third edition of Lost and Found, our convoluted question and answer segment where we tackle the most pressing issues from our recent search terms. Whether it’s a perfectly innocent inquiry about your favorite anime or a question that makes US question the depths of human depravity, we are here for YOU. In this edition, Jel gives the people what they want: cold hard facts and objective opinions, free of social agendas. DISCLAIMER: The Glorio Blog has not received any monetary payments or favors to influence the content of this article.

“Ghosts can’t wear pajamas”

This is false. If a ghost is capable of achieving a corporeal state, he has the same right to wear pajamas as any other sentient being. Please see the following reference and educate yourself before making such ridiculous statements.

Sabagebu is based on a shoujo manga so stop complaining

“Shoujo anime shows”

You’re asking for shoujo anime, but have you even tried shonen or seinen? Why should girls be entitled to their own anime that they didn’t make themselves? Is it just because they’re girls? If you want to understand real sexism, try being a man and living with that double standard.

“What chopin piece does kousei play”

According to Marlin he plays “Op. 25 etude no. 5”, but Marlin is also a communist. The real issue is that Kousei is participating in unnecessary school art functions that are a waste of tax payer’s money. He has the right waste his life on something as pointless as music, but not on my dime.

“Anime girl body armor”

Anime body armor should be skimpy and sexy, unless the girl is fat or a guy in which case I wouldn’t be watching anyway. I would definitely avoid anything from this totally not cool website that you should definitely skip and not click this link here to view.

The girl on the right has too much clothing, she fails the test

“Makai Ouji Devils and Realist is everyone gay”


“Hitler Anime”

It seems everyone is trying too hard to be politically correct to make a Hitler anime, which is unfortunate. It’s possible he did some bad things but the truth is there was atrocities committed by both sides during World War II. The fair and logical thing to do is tell the whole story. For now, this as close as you can get.

“Kirito Asuna lack chemistry”

Of course they have chemistry. Kirito demonstrated his value as the best MMO player ever and solved a very difficult problem in Asuna’s life that she clearly would not be able to handle without him. It’s only natural, no, expected that she would want to reward him with her body. If you don’t think that’s the proper way to court a lady, just look how effectively Kirito uses the formula on all the other girls in Sword Art Online. That’s why cute, innocent 2D girls are the best – they follow the rules.

These girls know their place

“Vapid japanese girls”

This is a racist statement because ALL girls are vapid. They are only interested in rich, muscular jocks and shun polite gentlemen like myself. See my comment on 2D girls in the previous answer.

“Decent jokes”

If you made it this far, it should be very clear you’ve come to the wrong place.

Uhhh what just happened? Who wrote all that? Well, I guess we’re done, let us know if you have any other questions or just google it and maybe we’ll get back to you in the next couple of months.

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