First Look: Sugar Apple Fairy Tale
A bold new experiment in narrative anime criticism.
First Look: Slow Loop
Two girls go fishing. That’s it. That’s the show.
First Look: Love Live! Superstar!!
Guess what’s back, back again?
The 36th Chamber of GLORIO Episode 1: My Young Auntie
We’re happy to announce a new direction for the GLORIO blog: we will be exclusively covering old Kung-fu movies. So join Iro, Gee, and myself as we embark on a new podcast venture. For our first episode we’ll, be covering another Shaw Brothers production, My Young Auntie.
Roll the GLORIO Gacha!
Games like Fate/Grand Order and Granblue Fantasy are all the rage these days, so from today forward we are we are changing formats: Welcome to The GLORIO Gacha!
Sayonara, Glorio Blog
Goodbye.
Lost and Found Volume 5: Make Anime Great Again
Welcome to the Lost and Found, our convoluted question and answer segment where we tackle the most pressing issues from our recent search terms. Whether it’s a perfectly innocent inquiry about your favorite anime or a search that makes us question the depths of human depravity, we are here for you. In this edition, Jel is up for re-election as Supreme Emperor of Glorio and even though he is expected to win with 99.9% of the vote, he has graciously agreed to take questions from the common people.
All Your Honies: AYM Bonus Edition May 23, 2015
Tiny skirts and bouncing chesticles? No thanks – not with these magnificent specimens of manhood on display. Gleaming washboard abs, perfectly toned quads, bulging biceps glistening with man-dew… it’s practically a smorgasbord of hawt male bodies, all lined up and ready to be objectified in this very special edition of All Your Monies.
Lost and Found Volume 4: Anime Arts and Crafts
Welcome to the Lost and Found, our convoluted question and answer segment where we tackle the most pressing issues from our recent search terms. Whether it’s a perfectly innocent inquiry about your favorite anime or a search that makes us question the depths of human depravity, we are here for you. In this edition, Jel curates the finest in anime music, art, and poetry for the most mature and dignified experience the Glorio Blog has ever seen.
Lost and Found Volume 3: Ethics In Anime Journalism
In this edition, Jel gives the people what they want: cold hard facts and objective opinions, free of social agendas. DISCLAIMER: The Glorio Blog has not received any monetary payments or favors to influence the content of this article.
Breaking News! Secret Japanese Weapons Program Revealed?
I could barely believe it myself! After decades of claiming to be a pacifist nation, new video evidence seems to point towards the development of a powerful new weapon. Will Japan rise again as a world power?
5 Sexy Robots Too Hot to Handle!
These smooth sexy robots from Japan are too much for one man! Think you can handle the kinda firepower these gorgeous machines are packing? Click and find out!
This Japanese Idol Group Dares To Go Where No Other Idol Group Has Gone Before!
Move over, posers! This enchanting and smoking hot new idol group from Japan gives the audience what they’ve truly been clamouring for! The cute and sexy members of this new pop sensation bare it all on the streets of Akihabara to show their fans what being an idol is truly all about! Saucy maid outfits! Suggestively eating ice cream! Lewd dance routines! This video has it all! Even the girls from AKB048 make an appearance, lamenting their incoming fall into oblivion at the hands of these hot, new darlings! Check it out!
Hot Cat Girls Hit the Beach In this Nearly Cancelled Online Game!
Everyone knows that the first version of FF14 nearly collapsed after it launched in 2010, but do you know the real reason why? These pictures may shock you!
Unbelievable! You Thought The Red Wedding Was Shocking? Anime’s Got You Covered!
You know how certain blogs tend to come up with a gazillion different variations on a list with the “Most Shocking Deaths in TV History” just so they can keep reminding you how outrageous the Red Wedding scene in Game of Thrones was? Well, of course, they’re in way over their heads, because anime, the objectively superior form of entertainment, just made that scene look like an episode of Blue’s Clues. Judge for yourself!
Before You Play Steins;Gate, Check Out This Scene Too Sexy To Make the Game!
The critically acclaimed Visual Novel Steins;Gate has finally been released in America, but you may be missing out on the real action! We got our hands on an exclusive scene that didn’t make it overseas!
This Sexy Seiyuu Wants to Share Her “Other” Talent!
Prolific voice actress Kana Hanazawa is best known for her anime work, but she has another “talent” that drives men crazy! Check out this video to find out what it is, but don’t say we didn’t warn you!
Lost and Found Volume 2: Absolute Anime Altruism
In this edition, we totally post everything here for the sake of helping our readers without shamelessly plugging previous posts or indulging my increasingly unhealthy obsession with Ranmaru from Binbougami Ga!.
Happy Halloween!
Salutations, spookies! The season has come to honour all things creepy, disgusting and unsettling! How will you will spend the favourite evening of grade schoolers, douche bags and obese people in the eeriest way possible like the capitalist scum that you are? Will you go out explaining to your elderly neighbour that you are totally…
The Giga Ero-Kawaii Definitive Fan Fiction Awards
All yall bitches like fanfics rite?? You’re not a TRUE OTAKU FAN unless you read all the fanfics and doujinshi of all your favorite japanimations and magmas. But of course we’re all true otaku fanz so we read all the fanficitons that people write.s. Especially for our favoirtes how of all time, the best anime ever…
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