Hit the “Random” button and see what comes up! In this feature, we take a look at whatever manga the Random Number God decides to throw at us and find out if it’s worth your time.

This time: Oniichan Control, by Yuna Kagesaki

Normally I’d save this for the verdict bit at the end, but let me just get it out of the way. Oniichan Control is one of the top contenders for worst manga I have ever read, on this feature or otherwise. I only barely managed to stomach four of the twenty-ish chapters that are currently scanlated before I had to stop and contemplate whether my decision to write this was truly worth it or not. There was still time to find something else, something that probably isn’t as shit, but the Glorio crew made their wills known to me, so here I am writing this post about a terrible, terrible manga.

Thankfully, it can be summed up pretty succinctly. There’s a university student who is really into his sister, to the point where he has huge pillows and such with her likeness on them, but he also has internal monologues every two seconds about how incest is bad. Now his sister is going to attend university (even though she looks 12 at most), and because she’s psychotic and presumably threatened their parents somehow, she’s moving in with her brother despite the fact he only has a tiny one-bedroom apartment.

And because this is a trashy manga (and hell, what else would you expect), it just so happens that she wants to fuck his brains out too, and thus makes it her life’s mission to sexually torment her brother by being a cliche anime imouto, acting sweet and innocent to make him look like a huge creeper (even though he is a huge creeper). Presumably the end goal in this is to drive him to rape her or something, but I guess that’s what she wants? I don’t fucking know. It’s stupid. It’s stupid and I hate it.

Did I mention she’s psychotic? One of the first things she does after moving in is check around the apartment complex for potential rivals to her forbidden love. So, upon finding the cute neighbor girl (who before now didn’t even know the main guy existed, and has a crush on a different person in the apartment complex), our little sister pins her to the ground and threatens her at knifepoint. And then she tops it off with unlawful entry, planting bugs, and blackmail.

Verdict: Don’t Read This
Don’t read this. Don’t read this. Don’t read this.

DON’T READ THIS