The Giga Ero-Kawaii Definitive Fan Fiction Awards

All yall bitches like fanfics rite?? You’re not a TRUE OTAKU FAN unless you read all the fanfics and doujinshi of all your favorite japanimations and magmas. But of course we’re all true otaku fanz so we read all the fanficitons that people write.s. Especially for our favoirtes how of all time, the best anime ever…

Winter 2013 Anime Short Roundabout ROUND 2

Alright everyone, once again for the sake of JOURNALISM, we’re back for another round of this season’s anime shorts. Our coverage (and my suffering) continues with Line Offline Salaryman, Ishida & Asakura, gdgd Fairies and Senyu. Are any of these quick hits of anime worth your troubles or is your handful of minutes better spent elsewhere? HMM I WONDER HOW THIS IS GOING TO GO?

Winter 2013 Anime Short Roundabout Hullabaloo

Seems like a growing trend the past couple of seasons for studios to crank out quick, cheap, 5 minute or less anime shorts in an effort to… uhhhh well…. honestly I’m not sure what these things are for, but there’s quite a few of them this season and they often get the same big announcement (and streaming license) as any other full length title. So in the name of JOURNALISM, let us venture forth and see if any of the Winter season’s shorts are worth even the minuscule amounts of time they demand.

The Knight Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Rin’s kneesocks were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St.-Nicholas soon would be there. The innocent children slept snug in their beds, Save for poor Shirou, whose parents were dead. Even Shinji Matou,…

So, About K…

Hey, you know that one thing with the bad boys trying to act all cool but actually being very lame, all the random barely dressed girls skipping around for no reason? That one thing with all the sub-par hip-hop and all the incomprehensible rambling? You thought I meant K? Yeah, no, I was talking about…

K Episode 5: Krap

Summary: Everyone talks a lot, Neko runs around with no clothes on, Shirou and Kuro do vaguely gay things, and there’s also something with Kings doing things, or something. Oh, and skateboard kung-fu kid gets his ass kicked.

Celebrate Imouto Day!

Today is Imouto Day, or at least it was in Japan up until about three hours ago. So take this opportunity to put your sister’s love to the test and thank her for all she does for you – being the only female contact in your sad and lonely existence must be a hard burden…

Glorio 1995 Japanimation Preview

It looks like 1995 is going to be a great year for Japanimation, with more super powered babes and giant robots than we can handle! We got a few tapes in the mail, chatted with our guy at the video store, and scoured the Information Superhighway for as many details as we could find on…