Lost and Found Volume 5: Make Anime Great Again

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Welcome to the Lost and Found, our convoluted question and answer segment where we tackle the most pressing issues from our recent search terms. Whether it’s a perfectly innocent inquiry about your favorite anime or a search that makes us question the depths of human depravity, we are here for you. In this edition, Jel is up for re-election as Supreme Emperor of Glorio, and even though he is expected to win 99.9% of the vote he has graciously agreed to take questions from the common people.

“Death Parade Deceiving Opening”

It is totally decieving. These crooked anime studios think they can air whatever they want, but when I’m elected I will ban all sad or dramatic anime from airing until we can sort this out. All existing sad and dramatic anime will have to register in a database and change their OP to something that will easily identify them.

“What Song Is Sung In Macross Delta Episode 3?”

The song is “Love! Halation the War” and it’s a really great song. Really great. Even better than “Ikenai Borderline”.
[FACT CHECK: The song title is “Bokura no Senjou”. In a post dated April 21st, 2016, Mr. Jel refers to the song by saying “this section is going to be me asking “is the new song as good as ‘Ikenai Borderline’ then answering “no”.]
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This is bad.

“That Anime With Penguins With Front Tails”

That anime with the big front tails is Daimidaler: Prince vs. Penguin Empire. And you know what they say about big front tails… well let’s just say, I’ve never had any complaints. That’s a totally acceptable thing for an elected official to say, right? I’m talking about penis size.

“What Episode of Monogatari Did Araragi and Ononoki Kiss?”

He kisses Ononoki in episode 17 of the second season. I mean, can you blame the guy? She’s pretty cute. I’m not saying I would do it, I know she’s really young and a tsukumogami of a human and that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. I’m just saying if I was twenty years younger… well, I’m saying good for him.
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This is also bad.

“The Glorio Blog Vocaloid”

As far as the vocaloid, I think the vocaloid is very important. I’m very familiar with the vocaloid. When I’m elected, I will give the vocaloid the attention it deserves. In fact, I have been told I have a beautiful singing voice and will record the vocaloid myself. It will be real good, real classy, the best of the vocaloid.

“What Do You Thought [sic] About Oreimo Episode 12/13?”

I think they are very bad. What, did you want a joke here? Even in character I’m not defending that show.
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THIS IS THE WORST.

“In KONOSUBA does Aqua Wear Underwear?”

Who said I would know that? Did someone say something? They’re all liars. Let me repeat: I have never looked at Aquagaze inappropriately. In fact, I will find whoever suggested that and sue them on the spot.

“In Monthly Girls’ Nozaki-kun does Chiyo and Nozaki End Up Together?”

That hasn’t been decided yet but when it does I will accept the outcome so long as we have clear results. What I mean is, when they do end up together, I will accept that. If they don’t, well I will examine the situation at the time. You’ll just have to wait and see what I do when it happens.

“It’s Joke”

If it were only that simple…

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What a jerk, I hope he loses. Anyway, leave any further questions in the comments below or enter it into the search engine of your choice – maybe we’ll answer it sometime in the next couple of years.

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