Only half joking with that title, this year has been marked with a lot of changes, not the least of which being my entry into studies for the priesthood. Still you’re not here to listen to me talk about contemplating celibacy, you’re here for the people who pretty clearly are on the opposite end of the spectrum. 2016 was a light year for pure romance shows, but I’m here for you to dish out the best of the best.
A hundred years later, it’s time to settle the Joestar family’s feud with Dio and his mysterious Stand: The World.
Vanilla Ice – Dio’s second-in-command and the user of the Stand Cream, able to erase space – attacks our heroes.
Terence T. D’Arby, younger brother of gambler Daniel J. D’Arby, challenges our heroes to a video game competition for their souls.
Iggy separates from the group and stumbles upon Dio’s mansion, guarded by the falcon Pet Shop and his Stand of ice, Horus.
Recap BOINGO HOL HORSE COMBI
Searching for the location of Dio’s mansion, the crew must gamble their souls against the mysterious and dangerous Daniel J. D’arby.
Polnareff is attacked by Alessi, whose Stand can revert opponents to children.
Joseph and Avdol are ambushed by the coquettish Mariah and her Stand of magnetism, Bast.
Polnareff is attacked and possessed by Anubis, a Stand without a Master.
OINGO BOINGO BROTHERS ADVENTURE
Aaaand we’re back! Iggy joins the party just as they’re attacked by N’doul and his Stand, Geb.
A bunch of Stand-users attack the crew, Avdol’s still alive, there’s a yellow submarine (ja-jan), and the show’s taking a break for the Fall 2014 season.
Recap As our heroes cross the desert, they’re attacked by The Sun Stand.
Recap Steely Dan and his Lovers Stand attacks our heroes, keeping Joseph as a hostage while he torments Jotaro.
Our heroes make a stop in a mysterious, foggy town, where Enyaba and her Justice Stand lie in wait.
Blah blah blah our heroes are attacked by the Empress and the Wheel of Fortune.
Our heroes fight the Emperor and the Hanged Man in Calcutta, and Polnareff attempts to settle the score with the man who killed his sister.
Recap Once they’ve arrived in Singapore, the heroes are attacked by Ebony Devil and Yellow Temperance.
En route to Singapore by sea, our heroes are attacked by the Stands Dark Blue Moon and The Strength.